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A metaphor for big dick. "Like a Virgin" Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks) Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like "whoa baby" I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels She's gettin' some serious dick action. She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever; Pain, pain. It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now But when this cat fucks her, it hurts It hurts, just like it did the first time You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence; Like a Virgin
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