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A painful STD a girl can get from a guy cumming in her ear and then folding her ear over (an omelet.) Common signs and symptoms include redness, swelling, white discharge, and painful lesions. Note: Ototoxurea can be prevented by wearing an ear condom (similar to a thermometer cover or a tampon.)
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