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n. a disorder of the heart caused by having substantial exposure to extremely attractive individuals and their extremely attractive bodies. Symptoms include - an unreasonable, extravagant passion or lust for the individual whom the patient may hardly know - overlooking imperfections in personality of the individual - obsessive thoughts or daydreaming about the individual and their extremely attractive bodies - the inability to concentrate the task at hand - romantic delusions of grandeur - an effort to 'understand' the individual - fb stalking of the individual and a general loss of overall dignity and integrity. The disorder may last from a few weeks to even a few months depending on the patients resistance to such deluded thoughts and the patients exposure to the individual and their extremely attractive bodies. There is no known cure as yet.
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