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Music that requires no talent and can easily be made by anyone with the right software as long as it's in 4/4 time and makes drunk people want to dance. Big in Europe because apparently after being home to many talented musicians the entire continent decided to give up. House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along. The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music. Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.
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