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While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
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