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A former gung-ho rich kid whose daddy owned an oil company and got him into Yale even though he still seems to have trouble with words over three syllables.  He later went on to become president of the United States thanks to Florida not being able to count the votes right.  As president, he kissed ass to big corporations and gave them tax cuts, while leaving regular, hard-working Americans to suffer from the effects of him flushing the economy down the toilet.  Oil and chemical companies love him because he doesn't give two shits about the environment and even wants to disband the EPA and allow Hummers to eat more holes in the ozone layer.  Beginning in March 2003, he's sent thousands of American soldiers to die in Iraq for oil, claiming that God told him to go there and sacrifice hundreds of American lives plus thousands of Iraqis' lives.  WMDs he used to cover up his intentions have not been found and never will be.  In the meantime, he has made us the laughing stock of the entire world.  His presidency has suspiciously seen the line between church and state blurred since he kisses ass to the religious reich as well and wants all kids to pray in school and his warped version of Christianity to be the state religion.  Recently has spoken out against the right of gays and lesbians to marry, saying the 'sanctity' of marriage must be protected even though half the marriages in this country end in divorce and people marry for money on TV.  As Dubya continues to wipe his ass with civil liberties and any chance of healthy foreign relations, his conservative groupies still defiantly proclaim he was elected and is doing a wonderful job.  But then again they said that about Hitler too.

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