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A false excuse for hiding in your bathroom to pleasure your genitalia. Many people say "I'm going fishing" when trying to hide the fact that they are really going to delve into their lotion stash and being a master debater for hours on end. When you ask how fishing was, his eyes will get wide and reply "don't worry about it".
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