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A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from. It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair. Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel. Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)
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