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People in wanky emo / screamo bands with large fringes and plugs in their ears. The type that kick about with brand new black super skinnys to show off their tiny cocks. Usually have sleeve tattoos that they completed in one session to get the look, almost always a koi fish somewhere. Synchronised, well rehearsed stage moves. Utterly dreadful music. Penchant for posting photos of themselves kissing guys, reasons for this unknown, but 9 out of 10 doctors agree they should have a conversation with their Father. Oversized, black spectacles, "Clark Kenters" are found on at least 50% of any band. In a situation where the members form an odd number, an Emonocle is usually employed.
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