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Alcohol with the express purpose of being consumed at a beach. The quality of beachohol is not based on price or reviews but on who will be consuming it with you and the size of the body of water the beach is associated with. Cheap tequila with attractive, rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniacs who own liquor stores at the ocean is better than Dom Perignon with losers at a pond.
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