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[Obsessive] Anal [Penetration] Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance. Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved. In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal [Penetration] Disorder). OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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