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To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers. It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time. This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
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