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The most popular sport in America. Requires a unique skill set foe every position. It requires strength, speed, precision, smarts, and more heart than any other team sport. Criticized by European pansy fucks(mostly of the soccer kind) because of the pads. The pads do little to protect me, [the sticker] on my helmet pretty much says "There's a good chance of death today." To all the [fucking people] who say the pads are gay put them on and say American football sucks put on the pads and say that to [James Harrison] and Clay Matthews. 1 of 2 will happen: 1) you will shit your pants, cry, and beg for your pussy soccer ball 2) you will cease to exist
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