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The long stories your aunt tells. This includes serial messages left on your answering machine, because there isn't enough time on one message, or serial text messages. An auntecdote can be any length of time, but a true auntecdote is a five mintue story stretched into an obscene amount of time. Though sometimes long and drawn out, these stories are the stories you will continue to laugh at, and tell other people.
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