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A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel. Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it. Most Memorable Moment: Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!" Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!" Towelie: "Your stupid!" Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!" Towelie: "Your a towel!" Cartman: ".............................."
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