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A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast. 1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom. 2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended! 3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well. 4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet. 5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup. 6. Enjoy!
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