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A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike. Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles. No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present. Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
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