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If somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. You'll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it's lovely, lavender-like scent. If you're sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. Lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear homosexual. Smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you'll become sad. So kids, don't smoke lavender!
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