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If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips. An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit. Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit. Plural- Asslips Singular- Asslip *Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
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