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A very strange man, dwelling in the hills of the scottish highlands! Mythical creature, not quite as famous as the Loch Ness Monster. Legend has it, he makes an excellent cup of tea! Occasionally wears a beard, but more recent sightings have revealed he is currently clean shaven!! Sightings in the beauly-shire area, apparently selling ladies perfumes which he tends to sample. Very dangerous, approach with caution. Can be tamed with Harry Gow cakes and any food from Morrisons.
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