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A person who is lying about their penis size so everyone will believe him, even though it's twice that size. Has the coolest bangs in the world and will headbang to the oddest songs... Except for country, which sucks donkey dick. Will play the guitar al natural and undermine his ability as a player. Has the greatest mind anyone has ever seen (though it will probably go to waste).
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