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When Charlie Brookers teachings are the doctrine by which you live you life. To, when faced with a decision or dilemma whether it be a matter of extreme moral complexity or what flavour crisps to have, think “What would Charlie Brooker do?” and then do likewise. This will in 100% of situations result in a caustic response, the first commandment in the Book of Brooker being ‘Thou shalt be caustic at all times’.
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