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1) A hurtubise is a destructive drunk that scares away people (girls in particular) with retarded shenanigans. 2) Someone who regularly embarrasses his acquaintances, and gets disowned by friends for drunk shenanigans. 3) A perennial dumbass nitwit who keeps behaving in the aforementioned manner. Even after years of being a dumbass, a hurtubise never learns from his/her own mistakes.
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