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Angry sex with your best friends mum against a gate post in the moonlight whilst your best friend sleeps making a "kaaaaaaaa" noise and waking up most of the neighbourhood and then Harry Potter shows up and joins in. Once finished it ends in a "thhhhhh". The angry part comes in when once penetrated, the mother is then left on the gatepost with splinters.
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