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A disease that infects randomness into someones soul causing them to be random for 16 minutes to 92 hours at a time. Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours. The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.
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