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Joy, a unique species of nerd, posing as a human being. This creature has infiltrated society and is working his nerdlinging ways into the system to finally bring an end to capitalism and ressurect Stalin to reign supreme. So far, Joy's host body is 15 years old and resides somewhere in Northern Ireland. This country has been selected as a trail run before the capture of the USA and Australia. The nerd himself was selected at birth and the Joy parasite took control of the baby. Nowadays Joy can be found masturbating in public restrooms and hanging around the back of GAME shops to salvage discarded games from the trash can. He is wanted in 32 countries for various offenses such as public nudity, regicide, improper use of male sexual organs and harbouring illegal immigrants from Guam in the southern regions of his ass.
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