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The result when a professional athlete, well past his prime, returns from retirement, often to another team overly eager for identity with a superstar, just before the season starts and screws over the player who had earned a starting position, creates havoc for the coaching staff, acts like a perv, and then has a crappy season, but continues to play or announces he may still play with broken bones and greatly dimished skills.
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