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Shid: originallly an ancient Japanese word, difficult translation but basically means "panty stains in the underpants". However the most important Shid today is Dr. Toshi Shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in Tokyo and travels with his wife Mikina Shid throughout the world, lecturing on "The Shid Factor" (why certain anal cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). When one simply says SHID within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: DOC SHID IS ARRIVING TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BOWELS! Mrs. Shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet Ichiyanai Blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in Asia.
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