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A de-bearded Jesus Christ. He has won three super bowls as of the 2010-11 season, and plans on winning more. He can throw the football to the international space station and back, and throw it hard enough to obliterate Krypton. He was the cause of every war ever, because nobody is as cool as Tom Brady, and everyone is jealous of the US for having him.
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