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a town on the East coast of Australia, between Brisbane and Cairns. Young locals might refer to it as "The Ville" in an attempt to make it sound cooler than it actually is. Most of the population have never lived outside of Townsville, and many have never left. There is a direct link between travelling and hating Townsville: the more time you spend outside of it, the more you start to hate it. It's claims to fame include Castle Hill (a hill. With a spray painting of an angel on it) and the Sugarshaker (a hideous motel disfiguring the 'skyline'). The largest high schools are Townsville State High School ("Town High". Delinquents and drug addicts), Ignatius Park College (Iggy. The boy's school that gets all the chicks), Townsville Grammar School (Grammar Grubs. Expensive. Snobs. Coke addicts.), St. Margaret Mary's College (Maggots. An all girl's school full of sluts).
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