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A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.
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