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Facts (100% True): -It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls -you can't see a ninja until it's too late -ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover -The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja -ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game -a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja -ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas -infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills -ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge -ninja is the explanation for everything -ninjas can swim on land
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