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After a long night of drinking and partying, you find you cant sleep past 7:00 and are really tired. You get out of bed to watch television, hoping it will tucker you out. Then you notice tht there is a girl rubbing her kankles on ur cumfy couch, and at first glance your like get off my couch! But then [you realize] shes naked, so you take her upstairs and have [mediocre sex] with her. But then you find out shes actually your [neighbors] dog, so u take a showwer take the dog for a walk and return it to its owner.
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