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Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed: Pigeon Neck White specks on hands Retardation Rejection Constipation Extreme acne Poor Bad logic skills Failure Socially retarded Cant spell Dyslexia Ashy toes Lack of friends Booty diggers Dirty room Sex addiction Twitchy Stalker Swag Midget thumbs Obsessive masturbation Pot addiction Small bladder Desperation Sweating excessively Anal sores Small dick Swollen ass cheeks If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
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