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To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following: 1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments. 2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins. 3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed. 4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.
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