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- Adjective 1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male. 2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons 3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females 4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal... *Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
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