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Noun: 1. A [vertically challenged] roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting [on the track]. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet. 2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters [on the track] as possible.
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