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What happened when some hoe ran into a rundown drunk cowboy town and decided to have sex with the nearest thing with a penis.

Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain.

Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are

1. hating a guy 2. in love with a guy 3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe.

... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift.

Go move to Alaska.

or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you.

P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .

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