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Denmark is a small country located to the north of Germany and south of Sweden and Norway. It is a small-minded little country, populated by xenophobic bigots called Denmarkians. These people have the worst teaching standards in Europe, extremely high levels of medical malpractice and are considered the worst environmental thugs in Europe due to the overuse of fosil fuels. The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country. Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis. Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
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