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The most common reason for calling out of work. Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning. Often a side effect of having a really awesome time. Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories. Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
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