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This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house. Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels) This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
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