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Kelsey is the dirtiest swear word in the English language. A Kelsey is a morally corrupt thief and has very few brain cells. This is because the remedial Kelsey snorts, smokes, shoots up, or pops them all away. The sluttiest of all females, a Kelsey has lost count of her bedpost notches. Kelseys are known to be dramatic, and they like to distort a situation and spread vicious rumors when you have been put on her shit list for trying to help her. Kelseys are known to be users and abusers and they can be the worst mothers in the world. One of these broads uses the crocodile tears to lure you in, then when you have served your purpose, she will warp your time spent with her and use it as sob story for her next victim.
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