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A rocket mountain lion (RML) The most badass creature on planet earth. Fueled by the people, mountain goats, pasta and tea which it digests, it creates a flame out of it's feet, and is the fastest thing known to man. It is responsible for almost every catastrophe on earth, including spontaneous combustion. It roars in a very distinct sound, and every time it does, it travels, and the people closest to it contract horrible diseases. Responsible for AIDS, herpes, cancer, tourettes, and obesity. The sound it makes is very hard to spell, and if you heard it it's already to late. it goes something like ARCHKKKHAWGHKKK
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