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Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" [Portland Timbers] of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action. Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both [Liverpool FC] and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and [full of fail]. Much like the Timbers themselves.
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