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An extraordinary type of laxtitute. A laxtitute that will give up playing ladies' lax to get closer to the men's team. Since she cannot be on the men's team, she finds an excuse to be on the sidelines at all times: to chill with the bros. By keeping the stats for the bros on the team, a laxstatstitute is able to grow closer to said bros. While being able to look on from the sidelines, laxstatsitutes are able to talk lax and talk bros with fellow laxstatstitutes without seeming creepy while the bros are getting GB's(groundballs). Laxstatstitutes are often seen wearing flipflops, shortshorts, and a lax pinnie from the team they are recording GBs for.
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