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250 pounds of skin, bone, flesh, chest hair, pizza, and for it's incomprehenable grammar, and antics. This "thing" can usually be found on a couch, a bed or a kitchen where it devours anything it can put in it's mouth. It's favourite past-times are chewing tabacco, drinking large amounts of cheap, dime a dozen beer. He also enjoys staying out late with "friends". The Scotter has been known to intrigue, or to be intrigued by nearly anything that is going through his cat like attention spam of a brain. The Scotter often sports a large playoff like beard, and wears tacky clothes that lead him to absolutely no tail.
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