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A culture, typically defined/noted as the practice of walrus fighting, ralalarrrarar'ing, dipping tusks in blood, and wearing high socks as the culture's clothing. Waltism evolves from monkeyism, as a walrus is superior to a monkey. The culture also recognizes women as needing to stay in the kitchen the minute they learn to cook, and never coming out of the kitchen. The culture also looks down upon bulldog women, as bulldog women are considered large disgraces to all of Earth.
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