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A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following. The Nine Pillars: 1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods. 2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain. 3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy. 4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority. 5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred. 6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn. 7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers. 8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always. 9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
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