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Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety.... ...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!! No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
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