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A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following: 1. Excessively combed hair 2. Sagging Pants 3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats 4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans) 5. Skinny jeans 6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes 7. Converses 8. Harry Potter style glasses 9. Backwards hat 10. A t shirt with a loose jacket 11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap And must do two of the following..... 1. Play Lacrosse 2. Skateboard or Snowboard 3. Wear no shirt half of the time 4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo") 5. Have one girlfriend per week 6. Walk like they have shit in their pants 7. Smoke marijuana 8. Have over 500 facebook friends 9. Wear an earing 10. Call everyone their "son"
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